User:Monster Masher

About me
You don't need to know much... Just that my Favourite Movie is Snatch :D

My favorite quotes

 * Sol: What is that?
 * Vinny: Haha, This is a Shotgun, Sol.
 * Sol: It's a Fucking Anti-Aircraft gun, Vincent!


 * Vinny: Why are we stopped here, what's wrong with that spot over there?
 * Tyrone: It's to tight...
 * Vinny: To tight? You could land a Jumbo-Fucking-Jet in there.


 * Turkish: Look at it, how am I suppose to run this thing from that?... We'll need a proper office, I want a new one. Tommy, you're gonna buy it for me.


 * Tommy: Why me?


 * Turkish: Well, you know about Caravans.


 * Tommy: How's that?


 * Turkish: You spent a Summer in one, which means you know more than me, and I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.


 * Tommy: What's wrong with this one?


 * Turkish: (Pulls the Door off with little effort) Oh nothing Tommy, it's Tip-Top, it's just. I'm not sure about the color...